My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured not a toy, but a series of small, crinkly packets filled with glossy paperboard squares. They call them "Pokemon cards," and the primary activity seems to involve carefully tearing the foil and then staring intently at pictures of cartoon animals, none of which look nearly as majestic or so…
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My Human has brought home a packet of what appear to be stiff, shiny pieces of paperboard featuring large, armored humans. They call them "trading ca…
So, the Human has acquired a stack of... flat paper rectangles. They call them "Pokémon Cards." Apparently, these static images of cartoonish beasts …
So, my human presented me with this... box. It's called "Topps Chrome Basketball," which sounds like a terrible name for a cat treat. It's a sealed c…
My biped, in a moment of questionable judgment, presented me with this box from a company named "Panini," which I find deeply misleading as there wer…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a metal box, which is a promising start. However, it…