My human has presented me with what appears to be a throne for a reasonably well-off flea. This "Inusitus" brand, with its focus on "handmade" and "elegant" miniatures, clearly doesn't understand scale from a feline's point of view. It is a doll's armchair, a beige, fabric-covered cube far too minuscule for a proper nap, which is the benchmark for all furni…
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My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is a fascination with the absurdly small, has procured a pair of miniature thrones from a brand called I…
My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what can only be described as a mockery of fine furniture. These are two absurdly …
My human seems to have mistaken me for an interior decorator, but I suppose my impeccable taste is hard to ignore. This so-called "dining set" by a b…
So, the human has presented me with what they call an "armchair," a product from a brand named Odoria. It is, to be clear, a throne for a particularl…