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Lead Review · From: Inusitus
Miniature Map Piece Earns Its Keep as Tactical Asset
Our critic repurposes a beige dollhouse armchair as a strategic operations map, discovers it creates a real blind spot in the living room, and ambushes a shoelace from the shadows.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human has presented me with what appears to be a throne for a reasonably well-off flea. This "Inusitus" brand, with its focus on "handmade" and "elegant" miniatures, clearly doesn't understand scale from a feline's point of view. It is a doll's armchair, a beige, fabric-covered cube far too minuscule for a proper nap, which is the benchmark for all furni…

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Image of Dollhouse Sofa Armchair Upholstered, Miniature Living Room Furniture Chair, Fabric, Accessories for 6 inch Dolls, 1/12 Scale (Beige Retro)
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
Essential equipment; worthy despite myself.
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