My Staff, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, have acquired a set of what can only be described as frozen portals. These are translucent, circular films they insist on sticking to the exterior of my favorite bird-watching window. Their stated purpose is two-fold: to prevent the more dim-witted avians from redecorating the glass with their entire bodies, …
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My human, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, has acquired what the "ibasenice" brand—a name that inspires zero confidence—calls a "Lace curta…
My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has acquired thin, colorful films from a company called "Talking Tables," a name I find both absurd an…
My human, in a baffling display of poor judgment, has acquired a set of what appear to be two-dimensional, funereal representations of birds. They ar…