My human, in a fit of what can only be described as domestic delirium, has procured a "Kids White Plastic Folding Chair." Let's be clear: I am not a "kid." I am a sophisticated gentleman of leisure. This object, a stark white perch of contoured plastic and steel, is apparently designed for small, clumsy bipeds. However, its diminutive size (a mere 11 inches…
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My human seems to have acquired what they are calling "toddler chairs." From my perspective, they are two identical, low-slung, plastic plinths. The …
So, the humans have acquired a portable containment field for the small, loud one. This "Baby Delight" contraption is, ostensibly, a chair, but I see…
My humans, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, have procured what they call a "folding beach chair for kids." A ridiculous notion. It's cle…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what appears to be a plastic containment unit for a small, loud human. This 'Inf…