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Lead Review · From: Flash Furniture
Plain White Chair Proves Invaluable Siege Tower
Our critic refuses to sit in the children's folding chair but uses its sturdy steel frame as a stepping stone to raid the kitchen counter, pronouncing it a tool of brilliant rebellion.

My human, in a fit of what can only be described as domestic delirium, has procured a "Kids White Plastic Folding Chair." Let's be clear: I am not a "kid." I am a sophisticated gentleman of leisure. This object, a stark white perch of contoured plastic and steel, is apparently designed for small, clumsy bipeds. However, its diminutive size (a mere 11 inches…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
Not a seat. A key.
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