My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as domestic madness, has acquired a large-scale construction project they refer to as a "patio dining set." From my vantage point on the windowsill, it appears to be a collection of spindly black legs, a sheet of strangely warped water they call "rippled glass," and a gargantuan, collapsible flower meant to blo…
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Ah, another offering from the great digital river. My human seems to believe that quantity can sometimes substitute for quality, a philosophy embodie…
My human seems to have mistaken this "KidKraft Outdoor Wooden Table & Bench Set" for a piece of furniture intended for their smaller, noisier counter…
My human seems to have acquired what they believe is a piece of furniture for their clumsy, miniature counterparts. However, my superior intellect al…
My human has, in a moment of questionable judgment, acquired a colossal blue plain they refer to as a 'JOOLA Table Tennis Table.' Apparently, this 't…