Pete's Expert Summary
My human seems to believe that my sophisticated feline intellect would be intrigued by this pile of painful plastic bits. From what I can gather, it's a "building toy," which implies manual labor—something I strictly outsource to the staff with the opposable thumbs. The end result is a garish little shrine featuring a plastic humanoid with alarming red hair who spins on a platform when a key is turned. The only redeeming qualities are the two small, eminently bat-able accessories: a tiny fish-figure and a three-pronged doodad the humans call a "fork." The spinning motion might hold my attention for a full seven seconds, but the true value lies in liberating those loose components and losing them under the heaviest piece of furniture in the house.
Key Features
- LITTLE MERMAID TOY – Girls and boys ages 5 and up can play out creative roles with this Twirling Ariel toy and building kit based on Disney’s The Little Mermaid movie
- REENACT THE MOVIE – This building toy includes a stand with a turntable and key, an Ariel LEGO ǀ Disney mini-doll figure in a ‘diamond’ dress and a Flounder LEGO ǀ Disney fish figure
- MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TOY – Turn the key on the stand to spin the plate and twirl Ariel around, then store the LEGO ǀ Disney mini-doll figure inside the ‘diamond’ dress using the umbrella as a lid
- BUILDABLE DISPLAY SET – Place Ariel, her fork and an umbrella on display with this playset, and add Flounder and the ‘diamond’ to the stand, or play out new stories with Ariel and Flounder
- GIFT IDEA FOR KIDS – This LEGO ǀ Disney building set features 2 movie characters and a stand with turning plate, making it a fun birthday gift that’s easy to play with on the go
- DIMENSIONS – The building set with stand and character measures over 4 in. (11 cm) high
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The click-clack of the tiny plastic bricks was an unwelcome intrusion into my afternoon slumber. It is the sound of human folly, the assembly of yet another dust-collecting trinket. When the noise ceased, my human placed the finished object on the rug, directly in the path of a particularly delightful sunbeam I had claimed for myself. An act of provocation. From my vantage point on the velvet armchair, I assessed the interloper. It was a bizarre little stage upon which a miniature, red-haired queen was forced to perform. Beside her, a terrified-looking yellow fish, clearly a hostage. This would not stand. I descended from my throne with the deliberate grace of a monarch preparing for a diplomatic confrontation. My tail, a perfect gray plume, gave a single, authoritative twitch. The human, interpreting this as interest, turned a small key on the contraption's base. The plastic queen began to twirl, a dizzying, silent spectacle of imprisonment. I ignored her. My eyes were on the real prize: the political prisoner, Flounder, and what appeared to be a tiny, silver trident, a sad symbol of this pathetic ruler's power. This was not a toy; it was a rival court, and one that needed to be dismantled. My first strike was not an attack, but a message. A single, unsheathed claw tapped the edge of the spinning platform, disrupting the queen's rotation and asserting my presence. She wobbled, her plastic smile unwavering. Fool. My next move was for liberation. A swift, precise flick of my paw sent the yellow fish-hostage skittering across the hardwood floor, a flash of yellow disappearing into the dark safety beneath the credenza. Another flick, and the trident-fork followed it into the void. The red-haired queen continued her lonely, pointless spinning. Her court was empty, her treasure confiscated. I watched for another moment, then turned my back on her, a final, damning dismissal. I reclaimed my sunbeam, now blissfully unobstructed, and began to groom my white ascot, the picture of victory. The contraption itself is an insult to my intelligence, a monument to poor taste. Its components, however, now scattered in the darkness, are worthy trophies. At 3 a.m., I shall hunt for them and declare my triumph to the sleeping household. The toy has failed, but the war was won.
