Pete's Expert Summary
My human seems to have acquired a collection of squishy, brightly-colored orbs from a brand called Smirodi. Their intended purpose is, of course, barbaric: to be filled with the Great Wet Evil and hurled at one another in some sort of primal outdoor ritual. The main selling point appears to be their reusability, thanks to a soft silicone body and a clever magnetic seal that snaps shut in a second. While I find the entire concept of "water fun" to be deeply offensive to my kind and a direct threat to my impeccable fur, I must admit a certain professional curiosity. In their *dry* state, they are essentially silent, endlessly reusable, colorful spheres. This could present a sophisticated batting opportunity, but the moment they are submerged, their potential value plummets and they become nothing more than a high-tech delivery system for misery.
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
The ceremony began at the gleaming metal basin in the food-preparation chamber. My human, a creature of baffling rituals, stood before the roaring faucet, a mesh bag of vibrant globes in hand. They were not the terrifying latex demons of birthday parties past; these were something new, something with a heft and a sinister silence. I watched from the safety of the hall, my tail giving a slow, judgmental twitch. What fresh madness was this? The human plunged one of the orbs—a garish orange one—into the water. There was no struggle, only a deep, resonant *glug* and then a soft, definitive *thwump-click*. The sound intrigued me. It was not the sound of a mere container. It was the sound of a pact being sealed, a tiny, watertight prison snapping shut. My human performed this strange baptism again and again with blue, green, and yellow orbs, their hands moving with an unsettling glee. They were enchanting these spheres, filling them with the raw, chaotic element of water and arming themselves for some unknown conflict. They carried the now-heavy bag outside, leaving me to ponder the nature of these arcane vessels from my post at the sliding glass door. I watched the ensuing "battle" with detached disdain. The spheres flew, bursting open on impact not with a pop, but with a wet *splat* and that same quiet *thwump-click* as the empty halves fell to the grass. There was no debris, no sad, shredded plastic. The spheres were simply… empty. Later, long after the foolishness had ended and the sun had dried the patio, my human brought one inside. It was a blue one, now perfectly dry and inert, and they left it on the rug as if it were a common object. I approached with caution, circling it twice before extending a single, tentative paw. It rolled smoothly, silently. I gave it a firmer bat, sending it skittering across the hardwood floor. A fine chase toy. But the true discovery came when I pinned it with my paws and pried at its seam with my nose. The two silicone halves sprang apart, the hidden magnets releasing their grip. Inside was… nothing. Glorious, perfect nothing. I nudged the halves back together. *Thwump-click*. I had solved it. This was not a weapon. It was a minimalist puzzle box, a containment field for the abstract concept of emptiness. Its true, noble purpose was not to hold water, but to be opened and closed, to be batted and contemplated. The humans, in their simplicity, had missed the point entirely. This Smirodi orb was a toy for the intellect, and it was, I decided, worthy.