Pete's Expert Summary
My human seems to have acquired a packet of what I can only describe as brightly colored adhesive liabilities. These are not toys; they are fifty pieces of thin, flat paper designed to be permanently affixed to otherwise perfectly good surfaces, like my water bowl or the laptop that provides my favorite warm napping spot. Apparently, they are meant to be "motivational," which is absurd—my motivation comes from the sound of a can being opened, not from a cartoon drawing of a stick. While the act of peeling one from its backing might provide a moment of fleeting, crinkly interest, the primary function seems to be ruining the aesthetic of valuable household items. A colossal waste of resources that could have been used to manufacture more crinkle balls.
Key Features
- All decals are 1 inches to 3 inches in size, designed for teens, adults, girls, adult.
- Package content: you will get 50 pieces of positive cheerleading stickers with 50 designs, which are suitable for sports and competitions; Please refer to the sticker style in the picture
- 50 assortments of trendy laptop stickers. No duplicates, not random sticker pack, and vibrant cute water bottle stickers will add color in life.you will get 50 pieces of different flask stickers. Compliments and good mood are guaranteed!
- A perfect mix for everyone. Suitable to stick on your laptops, water bottle, skateboards, luggage, cars, bumpers, bikes, motorcycle, snowboard, Switch, Mugs,Vehicle, Guitar, Bedroom, Wall Decals, Door, ETC.
- Easy use to any smooth surface! Clean the surface then sticker on, use your imagination to create works. An amazing assortment of stickers decals, a wonderful gift for your family to DIY decoration. Get your stickers, clean the surface, sticker on, use your imagination to create works NOW!
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The crime scene was jarring. The human’s sacred silver water vessel, a beacon of hydration from which she occasionally deigns to fill my own bowl, had been defaced. It was plastered with garish icons and strange human maxims: “LIVE LOVE LAX,” “CHEER IS LIFE.” I approached cautiously, my tuxedo-furred chest low to the ground. The air was thick with the scent of vinyl and shattered dignity. This was a job for a professional. A cat who knows his way around the dark underbelly of a living room. Me. My investigation began with the evidence left behind: a sheet of waxy paper, now riddled with empty outlines of where the decals had been. I nudged it with my nose. It skittered across the hardwood, a pale ghost of its former, more offensive self. This was a clue. I captured it with a single, perfectly manicured paw. A good texture, I’ll admit. Excellent slide, minimal resistance. I batted it under the sofa for later, more rigorous analysis. The brand, “NC,” likely stood for "Needless Clutter," a shadowy organization I'd long suspected of infiltrating our home with useless objects. My prime suspect, the human, was humming. A sure sign of guilt. I watched from my observation post atop the bookshelf as she peeled another one of the offending squares. This one depicted a bizarre, netted stick. With a sickeningly smooth motion, she pressed it onto her laptop, right over the warmest ventilation spot. My spot. The audacity. The motive was clear: pure, unadulterated madness. She looked at her handiwork and smiled, a self-satisfied expression I usually reserve for after I've successfully dislodged a treat from a puzzle feeder. The case was closed. The perpetrator was also the victim of her own terrible taste. There was no justice to be had here, only a profound sense of disappointment in the species that holds the can opener. I leaped down from the shelf, my soft paws making no sound. I would not get my warm spot back tonight, nor could I undo the visual assault on the water bottle. But as I passed the sofa, I remembered the waxy, skittering clue I’d stashed. Perhaps this case wasn't a total loss after all. The stickers themselves are an abomination, but the trash they generate... well, it has potential.
