A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Motorcycle Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Razor
Territory Marked, Invader Neutralized
Our critic deems the blue electric motocross bike neither prey nor plaything, resolving the standoff with a firm territorial spray and a pointed tail-turn.

My human seems to believe our home is incomplete without a large, two-wheeled blue contraption clearly designed for a small, clumsy human. They call it a "Dirt Rocket," which is an absurdly grandiose name for a glorified mobility scooter. Based on its specifications—the electric motor, the rubber grips, the aggressive-looking tires—it's designed to move wit…

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Image of Razor MX350 Dirt Rocket Electric Motocross Bike, Blue, 10-12 inches
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Not a toy. Mine now.
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