My human seems to believe our home is incomplete without a large, two-wheeled blue contraption clearly designed for a small, clumsy human. They call it a "Dirt Rocket," which is an absurdly grandiose name for a glorified mobility scooter. Based on its specifications—the electric motor, the rubber grips, the aggressive-looking tires—it's designed to move wit…
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