My human, in a fit of what can only be described as misplaced nostalgia, has acquired a heavy, metal contraption they call the 'Mystery Machine.' It's from a brand named Jada, which sounds suspiciously like a human name and therefore cannot be trusted. It appears to be a miniature, non-functional vehicle, painted in offensively bright colors, accompanied by…
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My human has presented a large, flat square that rattles when shaken. It seems to be a ritualistic surface upon which they and their packmates move s…
Honestly, must we? My human has presented me with evidence of an impending cacophony. It's a "party kit" from a brand called GOTOFUN, which seems ove…
My human seems to have acquired this... item. A gigantic, flimsy portfolio of low-grade paper pulp, emblazoned with the likeness of that uncouth Grea…
My human has presented me with a large, offensively vibrant plastic box on wheels, a replica of that "Mystery Machine" from the noisy picture-box sho…