Pete's Expert Summary
My human has presented me with what appears to be a giant, inflatable, silver-and-white vessel from a brand called "Jasonwell." They call it a "tanning pool," which I interpret as a portable, deluxe sun puddle generator. The sheer size and the promise of a "comfortable pillow" and "air cushion base" are intriguing; the potential for a sun-warmed nap is high. However, its primary function involves being filled with *water*, a substance I find vulgar and entirely beneath my dignity. Its reflective surface is designed to maximize sun exposure, a feature I can appreciate, but if the human dares to add the wet stuff, this glorious napping platform becomes nothing more than a giant, glorified water bowl I shall refuse to approach.
Key Features
- Comfortable Pillow & Air Cushion Base - The inflatable tanning pool is integrated removable pillow and ribbed air cushion base. Pillow for added support to your neck. Air cushion base for added comfort. Designed for ultimate lounging experience, relaxation, sun bathing and more.
- All in One Pool - Tanning Mat, Personal Pool, Pool Float, Pool Lounger, Lake Float, Ball Pit all in one. Enjoy it tailored to your need. You can use it in your backyard, on water or beach etc.
- Fill Water and Keep Cool - Fill the sun bathing tub with water, lay out and tan on the water without getting overheated. Enjoy a sunbath and relax.
- Added Stability - Integrated with wrap-around rope for floating maneuverability, tie to other floats or deck and enjoy!
- 1 Built in Cup Holders - Have beverages close as you enjoy the sun tanning or floating.
- Reflective Base - Ensure maximum exposure to UV rays
- Premium Vinyl - The tanning pool float is made of heavy duty thick, soft and premium raft-grade non-phthalates material. It’s easy to wipe down, inflate, deflate, and store.
- Dimensions : 71 inches long and 48 inches wide. We stand by the quality of this float and are glad to provide a 6 months manufacturer’s warranty at no additional cost.
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The Yard-Tender, my primary staff member, unfurled a great, silvery sheet upon the grass. A monstrous sighing sound followed as the thing swelled into a low-walled fortress, its reflective material shimmering like a dragon's scale under the midday sun. It was a blatant territorial claim right in the middle of my domain. I watched from the patio, tail twitching, until the Yard-Tender committed the ultimate blasphemy: they introduced the Hose. Water flooded the perimeter, creating a shimmering, shallow sea. But in the center, a raised platform and a plush, white "pillow" remained perfectly dry. It wasn't a fortress. It was an island. *My* island. A daring leap was required. I timed it perfectly, launching from the stone steps and landing silently on the vinyl shore with a soft *crump*. The surface was warm, humming with the sun's energy. This was acceptable. I patrolled the perimeter of my new domain, the water lapping mere inches from my pristine white paws. A fallen leaf drifted into my moat—an enemy vessel. I dispatched it with a single, sharp swat, sending it to a watery grave. I was king here. The wrap-around rope was not for "maneuverability," as some crude packaging might suggest; it was the boundary marker of my sovereign waters. Soon, the Yard-Tender approached, lumbering through the grass. They placed a tall, sweating glass into the strange circular indentation—the designated tribute receptacle. I sniffed it. Some sort of sweet, fruity human swill. Pathetic, but the gesture was noted. I ascended to my throne—the "integrated removable pillow"—and settled in, kneading the soft surface before curling into a perfect circle. From this vantage point, I could survey my entire kingdom: the buzzing bees, the insolent squirrel on the fence, and the loyal but simple-minded Yard-Tender. Jasonwell, whoever he is, had inadvertently created the perfect throne room. This floating kingdom was worthy. It would do.
