Pete's Expert Summary
So, my human has acquired what appears to be a large, thin sheet of plastic designed to commit the ultimate sin: blocking a window. They call it a "decoration," but I see it for what it is—an environmental obstruction of the highest order. It features poorly rendered images of the undead, presumably to frighten away mail carriers and delivery people, a goal I can sympathize with. However, its primary function seems to be the complete obliteration of my afternoon sunbathing spot and the obstruction of my view of the tantalizingly plump sparrows in the garden. While the crinkly plastic material might offer a moment's auditory stimulation upon unboxing, once it is taped flat against the glass, its potential for play is zero. It is, in short, a monumental waste of a perfectly good window.
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
The sound began as a promising rustle, a loud, expansive crinkling that spoke of either a truly gigantic bag of treats or a new crinkle-tunnel of epic proportions. I lifted my head from the velvet cushion, my nap momentarily forgotten, and trotted into the living room with a dignified gait that betrayed none of my burgeoning excitement. There, The Provider was wrestling with a sheet of plastic so large it could have served as a sail for a small boat. My hopes soared. Then, she held it up, and the light from the window shone through it. I saw them. Ghastly, green-tinged faces with slack jaws and vacant, hungry eyes, all rendered in the cheap, glossy sheen of mass-produced plastic. It was an aesthetic nightmare. But the true horror had yet to reveal itself. With a sense of purpose I usually only see when a can of my favorite paté is involved, she carried this monstrosity toward my window. Not just any window, but the grand bay window in the den—the very heart of my empire, the source of the most exquisite sunbeams, the command center from which I oversee my domain. With a few strips of tape, my world was plunged into a sickly, swamp-colored gloom. The vibrant greens of the lawn were muted, the cheerful blue of the sky turned to a murky gray, and the fat robin who taunts me daily was gone, replaced by the static, leering face of a plastic zombie. I approached the desecrated portal and placed a soft, white paw against the cool surface. There was no life, no give, no interesting texture. I tapped it with a claw. It responded with a dull, pathetic *thud*. It was a barrier. An insult. A soulless film between me and my reality. I did not hiss. I did not scratch frantically. Such displays are beneath me. I simply sat, a study in gray and white solemnity, and stared at the zombie's face. The human saw me looking and cooed, "Ooh, Pete, you like the spooky decorations?" I did not "like" them. I was studying them. I was committing this grotesque visage to memory. I would see it in my sleep, not as a nightmare, but as a target. This was no toy. This was an injustice. And I would have my revenge, even if it meant methodically locating and destroying every roll of adhesive tape in this house until my sunbeam was returned to me.
