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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Kids' Puzzle Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Mysj
Space Prophecy Corrupted by Incompetent Human Hands
Our critic correctly reads the rocket and planet as cosmic omens of a coming feast but watches helplessly as staff reassemble their flawed secular picture, dooming the household to chicken chunks.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human has presented me with what appears to be a box of flattened, colorful confetti. The manufacturer, a brand called "Mysj" which sounds like a sneeze I once had, claims these 100 cardboard fragments are a "puzzle" for small, clumsy humans. Its alleged purpose is to tear them away from their glowing rectangles and instill "patience," a concept I find d…

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Image of Kids Puzzles,Age for 5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 Boys and Girls Toy Puzzles,100 Pieces
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
A failure. Its handlers were unworthy.
From The Desk
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LELEMON
One Dolphin Fin Exiled, Ocean Forever Incomplete by Design

My human has presented me with a flat, noisy metal box from a brand called "LELEMON," which sounds like a fruit that has given up. Inside are sixty small, flat objects that, when …

★★★☆☆ — The incomplete ocean is priceless entertainment.
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