Pete's Expert Summary
It appears my human has acquired a large cardboard box filled with flimsy approximations of human work uniforms for the small, loud human she keeps. The marketing calls it a "Role Play Set," which seems to be a fancy term for "catalyst for chaos." Inside are the tools for four distinct types of annoyance: a Pirate for loud "yarr-ing," a Policeman for unjust enforcement of house rules, a Construction Worker for disruptive imaginary projects, and a Chef, which is the only role that holds a sliver of promise, though I suspect it will result in imaginary tuna, not the real thing. Frankly, the entire enterprise seems like a colossal waste of my napping time, though the sturdy carton it arrived in does show some potential as a new brooding fortress.
Key Features
- Multi-role Kids Dress up Set: Dress up clothes contains 4 different role play costumes outfits. Pirate costume (pirates kerchief, coat and pants); Chef costume (chef hat, coat,chef apron); Construction worker costume (hat, vest and pants); Policeman costume (hat, vest and pants). Police and pirate pants are shared
- Size: One size dress up costumes for boys girls toddler age 3-6. All the pants are elastic waistbands which will suitable for kids well. Great for indoor/outdoor activities! Fabric and design are made to last
- Kids get to dress up as the professional they want to be, what better way to do this than to buy an actual costume he can dress up in whenever he wants. Little police are enjoying lots of play time while out ‘patrolling’ the neighborhood, costumes looks extremely realistic, he receives compliments. Cute pirate is looking for hidden treasures. Little chef is cooking delicious food. Smart construction worker is designing his dream building
- Features: 4 different costumes for kids allow your cool boys or girls to play different roles on various occasions. Nice for kids who likes to dress up and act! Kid's imagination and creativity are fully developed.Dress up trunk is nice for Christmas party, Halloween costumes, cosplay dress up and various theme parties
- Exquisite Package: All kids dress up costumes are packaged in exquisite and hard carton packs. Which is convenient for you to store. A nice gift for your little girls or boy. Warm Tips: You can get a dress up paly set. Police and pirate pants are shared. Recommend hand wash kids dress up costume,hang dry, which will make it last longer
- Police and pirate pants are shared. Four Tops and Two Pants
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The day started with an unwelcome level of enthusiasm from my primary staff member. She presented a large, colorful box to the Tiny Tyrant who infests my territory, calling it a "trunk of wonders." I, of course, recognized it for what it was: a box. A rather fine box, I admit, with sharp corners and sturdy-looking sides, but a box nonetheless. The true horror was what lay within. The tiny human plunged his grabby hands inside and pulled out a flimsy blue vest and a matching hat. He was now "Officer Loud." His first official act was to write me a ticket for "Illegal Napping in a Sunbeam." He scribbled on a piece of paper and tried to stick it to my fur. I responded by deliberately turning my back on him, a gesture universally understood to mean, "You are beneath my notice, and so are your imaginary laws." This charade was short-lived. A moment later, he was a Construction Worker, declaring the area around my food bowl a "Hard Hat Zone" and attempting to "build" a tower of cushions directly on my favorite armchair. The sheer audacity. This was not a worksite; it was a sacred throne, warmed to perfection by my own magnificent body. I gave him a slow blink of utter contempt before gracefully relocating to the top of the bookshelf, a place his stubby legs could not reach. From my perch, I watched the costume changes with detached disdain. The most baffling moment came during the transition from Policeman to Pirate. He tore off the blue vest, only to become utterly confounded by the fact that the pants were meant for both roles. He held them up, a look of profound confusion on his face, as if the very concept of shared trousers was an existential crisis. This brief pause in the madness was the most enjoyable part of the whole ordeal. Once resolved, he became a Pirate, poking a wrapping paper tube in my general direction and demanding I surrender my "booty." I considered surrendering a hairball but decided he wasn't worth the effort. Finally, he donned the Chef's whites. For a fleeting moment, I felt a flicker of hope. Perhaps this role-play would involve the can opener. Perhaps a tribute of salmon or tuna was forthcoming. The Tiny Tyrant toddled into the kitchen, grabbed an empty bowl, and presented it to me with a dramatic flourish. He had "cooked" me a bowl of air. That was the final insult. Later, after the whirlwind of noise had finally succumbed to a nap, I found the discarded pirate's kerchief on the floor. It was a cheap piece of red fabric, utterly useless. But when I batted it, it skittered across the hardwood in a most satisfactory way. Very well. The toy is a disaster, an assault on the senses. But this one small scrap? This, I will keep. For now.
