So, the humans have acquired a soft, oversized replica of the singing woman from the Screen. It seems designed to endlessly repeat simple songs and encouraging phrases, a task I find both redundant and deeply unsettling. Its primary function appears to be activated by touch, which offers a fleeting moment of potential interest before the inevitable auditory…
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My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has procured what appears to be a petrified human kitten. This "Reborn Toddler" from a brand called K…
My human, in her infinite and often misplaced wisdom, has procured an object from the Melissa & Doug conglomerate, a brand I associate with sturdy, w…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a small, defective human, presumably a training dummy for the lesser, more chaotic human of the hou…
My human, bless her simple heart, is considering the acquisition of what appears to be a miniature, motionless human. This "JIZHI Lifelike Reborn Bab…
So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what they call a "My First Baby Annabell." It is, to my discerning …