Pete's Expert Summary
My human, in what I can only assume was a fit of profound boredom, has procured a new houseguest. It's a small, inert human effigy named "Dara," apparently designed to be "lifelike." I find this claim dubious; it smells of plastic and faint floral perfume, not of milk and desperation. It is swaddled in an offensively bright pink dress, and its primary function seems to be staring into the void with unsettlingly vacant blue eyes. Its potential appeal to me is singular: the "soft cloth body" and 20-inch length suggest a novel, perhaps even luxurious, napping surface. However, as it does not scurry, crinkle, or dispense treats, I suspect it will ultimately prove to be a colossal waste of my exquisitely soft gray fur and a poor substitute for a well-placed sunbeam.
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
The ceremony surrounding the arrival was, frankly, insulting. The Tall One brought in a large, colorful box, cooing at it as if it contained a shipment of premium, line-caught tuna. My interest was piqued, of course. I supervised the unboxing from my perch on the armchair, my tail giving a slow, judgmental thump-thump-thump against the upholstery. When she finally lifted the creature out, my hopes for a new, exciting prey animal were dashed. It was a small, silent human-thing, a changeling made of vinyl and cloth, dressed for a party I had no intention of attending. "Isn't she precious, Pete? This is Dara," my human chirped, placing the imposter on the rug in the center of my territory. I descended from the chair with the fluid grace befitting my station and began a perimeter check. The intruder, Dara, simply lay there, its painted smile fixed, its glassy blue eyes staring at the ceiling fan. It failed the first test: no reaction to my magnificent presence. I crept closer, my nose twitching. The scent was all wrong. It smelled of a factory, of clean fabric, but not of life. I extended a single, perfect claw and gently tapped one of its soft hands. The limb flopped with an unnerving lack of resistance. Its "silky" brown hair was a fraud, a synthetic thatch that felt strange against my whiskers. A disappointment on nearly every level. This was not a rival; it was merely clutter. I was about to dismiss it entirely and retreat for a nap when my human adjusted it, propping it up against a cushion. Now it was sitting, its soft, plush-filled torso presented like an offering. An idea, brilliant and pure, sparked in my mind. I circled it one last time, a predator assessing its quarry from a new angle. I approached its side, gave the soft body a tentative press with my paw. It yielded. It was substantial. It was, I realized, not a playmate, but a platform. A throne. With a final, decisive sniff, I leaped. Not onto it, but *next* to it. I began to knead the garish pink dress, my purr starting as a low rumble and growing into a contented roar. Then, I curled myself into a tight, perfect circle, pressing my back firmly against the doll's warm, soft side. Its limp arm settled over my back, a perfect, unmoving embrace. My human sighed, a sound of what I can only interpret as adoration for my genius. I had assessed the new arrival, found it wanting in all traditional metrics, and repurposed it for a higher calling. Dara the Imposter was now Dara the Bespoke Body Pillow. I closed my eyes, victorious. It would do.
