My human seems to have acquired a clamshell-shaped piece of plastic intended for a very small, very easily amused human. It's a "Polly Pocket" thing, which apparently opens up to reveal a microscopic, garish underwater kingdom filled with tiny dolls and even tinier furniture. Frankly, the sheer number of minuscule, un-pounceable parts is an insult to my pre…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a large, garish plastic case from a brand called "Polly Pocket," which sounds le…
My human seems to have acquired a piece of pink plastic that unfolds into a miniature dwelling, apparently a collaboration between two purveyors of t…
My Human seems to have acquired a plastic diorama disguised as a coffee mug. Apparently, it's a "playset" based on one of those shows they watch on t…
So, the Human has presented me with this... object. It's a Polly Pocket Glamping Camper Van, a riot of plastic in offensive shades of pink and teal. …
So, my human has presented me with this... thing. From what I can gather, it’s a garishly colored plastic cup that, for some reason, doesn't contain …