My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a human-larva surrogate for my inspection. This particular specimen, a "Baby Huggums" from the venerable Madame Alexander house, is a 12-inch plush effigy designed to be mauled by tiny, clumsy hands. Its primary features from my perspective are a soft, yielding body—potentially excellent fo…
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My human has acquired a miniature, silent version of herself, apparently from a long-standing dynasty of toymakers called "Madame Alexander." They've…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a shrunken, silent member of their own species, an unsettling effigy they call a "Newborn Baby." Th…
So, my Human has presented me with this… this effigy. It's a Madame Alexander, a brand known for creating small, inert humans that other, larger huma…
My Human seems to have acquired a small, silent effigy for the lesser, smaller human in the house. It's called "Brooks," and it's apparently from a "…