My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has procured a small, silent homunculus named "Grete." Apparently, this is a "Götz" creation, a brand that prides itself on quality, which to me simply means it cost more of my tuna budget. It's a multi-jointed effigy with disturbingly vacant grey eyes and synthetic brown hair that looks just…
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My human has acquired a new effigy, a sort of silent, plastic Small Human. This one, a "Götz Marie," is touted as a high-quality creation, which expl…
So, my human has procured a small, silent homunculus. They call it a "Gotz Muffin," which sounds like a mediocre pastry, but this thing is apparently…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, plastic effigy of one of their own kind, a disturbing practice I've noted before. From…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a portable throne, or perhaps a high-risk travel pod. This fabric contraption from a brand called G…
So, the Human has presented me with what they call a "Gotz Muffin Bald Baby Doll." It's essentially a small, squishy, hairless human effigy clad in f…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a perplexing effigy of a small human. They call it a…