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The Goetz Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Götz
Grete Guarded Her Treasure; The Mask Did Not Survive
Our critic writes off the stoic Götz doll as a stone wall but identifies her sleeping-mask accessory as irresistible loot, conducting a single decisive pounce and absconding with the prize.

My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has procured a small, silent homunculus named "Grete." Apparently, this is a "Götz" creation, a brand that prides itself on quality, which to me simply means it cost more of my tuna budget. It's a multi-jointed effigy with disturbingly vacant grey eyes and synthetic brown hair that looks just…

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Image of Götz 2511042 Little Kidz Grete PJ Party Doll - 36 cm Large Multi-Joint Standing Doll with Brown Hair and Grey Eyes - 8-Piece Set
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
A poorly guarded treasure chest. I win.
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