It appears my human has acquired another plastic totem, this one a smiling, blonde woman in a picnic-blanket dress, supposedly from a "movie." They call her "Barbie." From my superior vantage point on the sofa, I see a collection of parts rather than a whole. The doll itself is a rigid, unappealing thing, but the small, dangly bits—the daisy necklace, the r…
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