My human has presented me with a small, plush homunculus, allegedly from a "Cabbage Patch." It is, in essence, a stationary training dummy for lesser beings. Its primary features are a soft, puntable body, a removable purple-striped blanket perfect for dragging under the sofa, and a size that seems ideal for a vigorous round of bunny-kicking. However, it is…
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My human has procured a small, limp homunculus, ostensibly for the smaller, less coordinated human of the house. It's a "HABA" creation, a brand that…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling simplicity, has presented me with what they believe constitutes a "toy." It is not. It is a thin, flat…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a training device for the small, clumsy variety of their species. This "Dressy Friends Belle," a la…
My human has presented me with a small cardboard cube from a brand called Funko, a known purveyor of inert, big-headed statues that serve only to gat…
So, my Human has presented me with this... thing. It appears to be a small, plastic imitation of their own species, a "Baby Alive" doll, apparently d…