My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what they call a 'Kick & Play Piano Gym' from Fisher-Price. The very brand name suggests a certain lack of sophistication, designed as it is for the wobbly, uncoordinated new human. It appears to be a soft mat, which I will concede has napping potential, but it is unfortunately attached to…
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My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a device from the Fisher-Price institution, a brand I typically associate with th…
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as misguided generosity for the Small Loud One, has presented this... assortment. It is, apparently,…
My human has procured a circular plastic device, ostensibly for the education of the smaller, less-coordinated humans that sometimes visit. It featur…
My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a plastic effigy of her morning stimulant vessel, presumably for the small, loud c…