My human has procured what appears to be a garish harness for a much larger, less refined creature. It's a long strip of "leather-like" material, a term which in my experience means "pleasantly textured for a single claw-sharpening session before it rips." It is dominated by a monstrously large, shiny gold medallion that, I must admit, catches the light in …
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My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with this. It appears to be a cardboard box, which is a promising start. Insi…
My human, in his infinite wisdom, has procured a set of what appear to be dollhouse furniture for hooligans. This is a collection of miniature, hard …
My human seems to believe my life lacks a certain... theatricality. This offering from Mattel, the "Wrekkin' Kickout Ring," is, by its very design, a…
My human has presented me with what they seem to think is a "toy." It is, in fact, a six-inch plastic effigy of some kind of loud, shirtless primate …
It appears my human has procured what they call a "WWE Superstar Ring." From my initial assessment, it is a 14-inch square platform, presumably for t…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has presented me with what the larger primates call a "WWE Money in The Bank Briefcase." It appears t…