Pete's Expert Summary
My human seems to believe my life lacks a certain... theatricality. This offering from Mattel, the "Wrekkin' Kickout Ring," is, by its very design, a stage for mindless, noisy conflict between garishly painted plastic hominids. It's an enormous plastic square, offensively large, really, with a scaffold and other bits clearly designed to be broken and reassembled. I suppose the "launcher" feature has some minimal potential for providing a fleeting, airborne target, which might momentarily distract me from a sunbeam. The true appeal, however, is likely its sheer size. It’s a pre-constructed fortress, a raised dais from which I can survey my domain. The rest—the breaking, the wrekkin', the kicking out—is just crude window dressing for what is, essentially, a new and moderately interesting bed.
Key Features
- Recreate unpredictable finishes – in or out of the ring – with the WWE Wrekkin Kickout Ring playset!
- The action-Packed ring stands more than 20-in / 50.8-cm tall and features 2 ways to play!
- Choose Ref Mode when it's time to go for the pin or set to Launcher Mode to send a Superstar figure flying toward the WWE Championship or to an opponent on the outside.
- Includes a breakaway scaffold crane, breakaway table, and WWE Championship to amp up the action with iconic WWE accessories.
- Packed with match-enhancing features, the WWE ring playset makes a great gift for WWE fans and kids ages 6 and up -they can collect WWE action figures and see who comes out on top (sold separately, subject to availability).
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The thing arrived in a box far more promising than its contents. When The Human finally wrestled the plastic coliseum from its cardboard prison, the smell of a distant factory filled my otherwise pristine air. He placed it on the floor with a grunt, a monument to poor taste, and began making booming noises while smashing two little muscle-men together. I watched from the arm of the sofa, my tail twitching in profound irritation. It was a circus, a crude pantomime for the simple-minded. My only interest was in how quickly it would be relegated to a corner to gather dust, a fate it so richly deserved. Hours later, silence reclaimed the living room. The Human was gone, likely to procure more of my refrigerated pâté. I descended from my perch, circling the plastic arena with the cautious grace of a predator investigating a strange new watering hole. The "ropes" were a flimsy elastic, unworthy of a good chew. The "breakaway table" felt cheap. But then I saw it. Tucked in a corner was a small lever, and perched precariously on a post was a shiny, gold-colored object—the "Championship." My pupils dilated. A new shiny thing. And a lever. Levers, I have learned, often lead to glorious chaos. My first leap was effortless. I landed in the center of the ring, the plastic canvas yielding slightly under my perfect weight. It was surprisingly spacious. I nudged one of the plastic men with my nose. It tipped over with a pathetic clatter. Boring. I turned my attention to the lever. A gentle, testing pat with my paw. Nothing. A more insistent press. With a loud *sproing*, the plastic man nearest the device was catapulted from the ring, tumbling through the air before landing unceremoniously by the bookcase. My ears perked. My tail gave a single, authoritative thump against the canvas. This was... unexpected. This was *magnificent*. I spent the next hour mastering the device, launching the little men into the shadowy voids beneath the furniture, a one-cat demolition crew. I shattered the breakaway table with a well-aimed pounce from the top rope—which I scaled with the ease of a leopard—and sent the ridiculous scaffold crane tumbling down. Finally, all rivals vanquished, I settled in the center of my conquered territory. I hooked the shiny championship belt with a claw and dragged it closer, using its gaudy faceplate as a pillow. The ring was not a toy. It was my throne room, my victory dais. And from its glorious, slightly-too-plastic-smelling heights, I would reign.
