My human seems to have acquired yet another glowing distraction from Nintendo, the purveyors of the box that hypnotizes them for hours. This one, apparently, is some kind of digital fight club called "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate." From what I can gather, it involves a chaotic menagerie of colorful sprites pummeling each other senseless on various floating pl…
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So, my human has presented me with this… plush entity. It's a 'Minecraft Allay' from Mattel, a company I understand is responsible for an alarming nu…
My human has presented me with a collection of flat, colorful squares featuring a mustachioed plumber and his strange entourage. The alleged "purpose…
My human, in its infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a small, loud, yellow box. From what I can gather by observing the creature's frant…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a packet of... *stickers*. One hundred flat, two-dimensional squares of…
My human seems to believe this small plastic cartridge, when inserted into the glowing rectangle, constitutes "play." From what I can gather, it's a …
My human has presented me with what they seem to think is a "toy." From my initial assessment, it is a collection of eight small, rigid plastic figur…