My human has presented me with what appears to be a collection of brightly colored laundry intended for the small, loud human. It's a kit for the child to transform into an even smaller, louder, and faster version of itself by strapping on a satin sheet and a face-obscuring bit of felt. The brand, INBVE, sounds like a sneeze, suggesting a distinct lack of a…
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So, the small human has acquired another piece of plastic destined to end up under the sofa. This "Syryia Spider Web Shooter" is a gauntlet-and-launc…
It appears The Staff has acquired a parcel from an enterprise named iROLEWIN, containing what they foolishly believe to be a "costume" for their smal…
My human, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, has brought home a "ZF-MO" branded kit for the smaller, louder human. It appears to be a cheap p…
So, my human has presented me with this... gaudy, oversized, crimson mitten. Based on my analysis of the packaging and their subsequent fumbling, it’…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be a bulk supply of flimsy, brightly-colored fabric squares and m…