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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: INBVE
Satin Spoils of War Annexed While Leo Protests
Our critic endures Leo's sovereignty claims before settling onto the fallen cape and purring it into permanent annexation as a victory blanket.

My human has presented me with what appears to be a collection of brightly colored laundry intended for the small, loud human. It's a kit for the child to transform into an even smaller, louder, and faster version of itself by strapping on a satin sheet and a face-obscuring bit of felt. The brand, INBVE, sounds like a sneeze, suggesting a distinct lack of a…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Adequate as a victory blanket.
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