My human has presented me with a plush effigy of a butterfly, apparently a character from one of their moving-picture shows called "IF." They call it Blossom. The marketing prattle suggests its primary purpose is "snuggling" and being part of a "collection," two concepts I find fundamentally opposed. Its "ultrasoft" nature is noted and holds some promise fo…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a geometric anomaly—a square, yellow-and-black striped object with flimsy wings. They call it a "Mi…
It appears my human has acquired a quartet of hard plastic totems, supposedly representing characters from that noisy light-box she calls a "movie." …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a plastic idol from the Mattel corporation. It appears to be a four-inch, skelet…
So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with this... object. It appears to be a miniature, rigid effigy of a fem…
My human has presented me with a small, rectangular prison for colorful paper squares. They call it "UNO Barbie The Movie," which sounds like a serie…
So, the human has presented me with what appears to be a silent, four-legged green monolith from that noisy block game they adore. It's a sizable pla…