My Human seems to have acquired a collection of miniature, uniformed bipeds from a brand called "Mr.River." The box contains two factions, one in a drab green and the other in a more sophisticated black, which I suppose is meant to represent some sort of internal squabble of their species. These little statues are jointed, a minor yet intriguing detail that…
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My human seems to have acquired another one of his "collectible figures," which is a delicate way of saying "an expensive plastic doll for grown-ups.…
My human, in a moment of what I can only assume was a budget-conscious fever dream, has presented me with a bag of tiny, unmoving green plastic men. …
My human, whom I shall refer to as The Staff, has presented me with what appears to be a large, plastic man-doll from some alphabet-soup manufacturer…
My human has brought home another plastic totem for his shelf-based religion. This one, a 'G.I. Joe,' is a small, stiff-looking man-figurine celebrat…