My human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has brought another piece of sculpted plastic into my domain, this one a rather large, lumpy, camouflaged contraption they call a "Tumbler." Apparently, it's a vehicle from one of those noisy films where everyone growls. It’s designed to hold two of their precious dolls, though naturally, the main one must be…
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My human seems to have acquired yet another plastic effigy for his shelf of dust-gatherers. This one, from a brand called McFarlane Toys that special…
My Human seems to have acquired another one of their plastic effigies. This one appears to be a two-for-one deal: a tall, shiny-headed man in a const…
So, the Human has brought another plastic effigy into my domain. This one, from a brand called McFarlane Toys, is a grim, muscle-bound fellow in a gr…
My human has, once again, presented me with an object intended for their own amusement while pretending it has something to do with me. This is a sma…
My human, in his infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what he seems to think is a suitable amusement. It appears to be a seven-…
So, the Human has presented me with another plastic effigy, this one a 'Batman' absurdly dressed as if he's lost his way to a saloon. It's a seven-in…