My human presented me with this box of offensively small plastic bricks, expecting me to be impressed. From what I can gather, it's a kit for them to construct a small, blue, wheeled conveyance from one of their nonsensical wizarding stories. The building process seems a tedious affair, designed only to distract them from their primary duty: attending to my…
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Alright, human, let's see what trinket has captured your fleeting attention this time. So, this "Umnodobn" contraption—a name that sounds like a snee…
My human seems to have acquired yet another colorful plastic contraption from the entity known as Hasbro, this one themed after those robed bipeds fr…
My human has brought home a large, dusty-looking cone of fabric that apparently shouts opinions in two different languages. It's meant for the small,…
My human has acquired a collection of thin, flat squares of vinyl, apparently featuring iconography from that moving picture she watches about the bo…
My Human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a collection of flat, papery squares. They call it "UNO Harry Potter." …