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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Harry Potter Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: LEGO
Rat Extracted from Trunk; Owl Dispatched as Witness
Our critic pops the Ford Anglia's trunk with one claw, liberates the plastic rat, neutralizes the owl witness with a swift pat, and trots off to interrogate his captive.

My human presented me with this box of offensively small plastic bricks, expecting me to be impressed. From what I can gather, it's a kit for them to construct a small, blue, wheeled conveyance from one of their nonsensical wizarding stories. The building process seems a tedious affair, designed only to distract them from their primary duty: attending to my…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
Excellent quarry; strategy and finesse required.
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