So, the human has procured another plastic doll, this one apparently a "General" of some sort named Clayton, though the box calls him "Hawk." A misnomer, if you ask me; I see no feathers, only a preposterous helmet. He comes with what appears to be a snack cart, but instead of treats, it's laden with missiles and other small, plastic bits that look perfectl…
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My human has brought another plastic effigy into my domain, this one a small, six-inch man clad in a rather drab green uniform. They call it a "G.I. …
So, my Human has procured another plastic man-doll, this one from a syndicate known as "G.I. Joe." It's a "Cobra Viper," a name with a rather delight…
My human has procured another plastic effigy, this one a "G.I. Joe" named "Rock 'N Roll," a preposterous title for a small, bearded doll. It purports…
My human has brought another piece of plastic into my domain. This one is a small, rigid man they call "Duke," apparently some sort of soldier from a…
My staff has, once again, spent perfectly good tuna money on a small plastic man. This one, a "Dr. Mindbender," appears to be a half-dressed villain …
My human seems to have acquired another one of its miniature plastic dolls. This one is called a "Techno-Viper," which, I'll admit, has a certain int…
My human seems to have acquired another plastic totem, a small man-figure they call 'Storm Shadow.' Apparently, he's a 'ninja,' though I see no evide…