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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Digimon Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Also Reviewed
Bandai Namco
Parasitic Wristband Puppets My Human; I Intervene
★★☆☆☆
Bandai Namco
Cards Are Useless; My Animated Human Is Priceless
★★★☆☆
BANDAI
Agumon Seized; Dragon's Chain of Command Severed
★★☆☆☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment
Portal to Parallel Apocalypse Monitored From My Velvet Perch
Our critic decodes the video game's plot as a dimensional conspiracy briefing and appoints himself silent sentinel against any digital creature foolish enough to cross over.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

So, my human has presented me with this... box. It seems to be a glowing rectangle that displays flashy lights and moving figures. They call it "Digimon Story Time Stranger," a rather dramatic title for what is obviously a time-wasting device from this "BANDAI NAMCO" outfit. It promises to transport the user to "parallel worlds" with digital creatures, whic…

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Image of Digimon Story Time Stranger
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★☆☆☆☆
A threat to be monitored, not played.
From The Desk
Image of Bandai Namco - Digmon Device Virtual Pet Monster - Glow in the dark
Bandai Namco
The Ghost Inside Bores Me; Its Glowing Shell Does Not

So, the human has brought home a rival. It's a small, plastic rectangle that beeps incessantly, demanding attention for some pixelated 'monster' trapped inside. The premise is ins…

★★☆☆☆ — Ghost bores me; the glowing vessel stays.
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BANDAI
Wolf of Friendship Creates the Perfect Lap-Throne

My human has brought home a flat, rectangular box from a company called BANDAI. It apparently contains little paper squares they call a "card game," …

★★★☆☆
Image of Bandai Namco - Digmon - Omegamon, Shodo 3.5 inch Action Figure
Bandai Namco
Plastic Knight Falls Without a Fight; Unworthy

It appears my human has acquired another small plastic effigy from that noisy picture box show they enjoy. This one, a "Digimon" named Omegamon, is a…

★☆☆☆☆
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BANDAI
I Am the Only Secret Rare That Matters Here

My human has brought home a large, colorful box from the manufacturer BANDAI. It is not, as one might hope, a bulk delivery of freeze-dried salmon. I…

★★☆☆☆
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