My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has erected a new structure in the living room. They call this flimsy, polyester obelisk a "Rocket Ship Play Tent," apparently for the benefit of smaller, louder humans. I, however, see it for what it is: a glorified, crinkly bag held up by sticks. Its primary appeal is its novelty and potential as a t…
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My human seems to think this "Space Toy Rocket" is for the small, loud human, but any object brought into my house is subject to my personal review. …
My human has, in their infinite and questionable wisdom, erected a flimsy fabric monolith in the middle of the living room. They call it a "Rocket Sh…
So, my human has presented me with a box of those infuriatingly small plastic bricks the giants call "LEGO." The premise seems to be that a small hum…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a plastic effigy of one of their noisy, flying contraptions. This "Space Shuttle," as they call it,…