My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest for my approval, has presented a flying contraption from a company named "BUSSGO." I have never heard of them; they are clearly not purveyors of fine, artisanally-crafted catnip mice, which immediately puts them on dubious ground. This object is a "helicopter," a noisy, multi-colored insectoid designed t…
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Ah, another offering from the Great Provider, this time a piece of hard, shiny plastic masquerading as a "police car" from some unknown manufacturer,…
So, the Human has acquired a "Threeking RC Stunt Car." From my vantage point on the velvet chaise, it appears to be a garish green plastic bug on ove…
My human seems to have acquired yet another plastic contraption, this one a garish, wheeled beast from a brand called "ORRENTE." From my initial asse…
My human has procured a loud, wheeled contraption from a company called HAIBOXING. It's a miniature vehicle, supposedly "all-terrain," that zips arou…