A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
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From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: HAIBOXING
Fast Blue Beetle Survives My Best Work, Earns Grudging Respect
Our critic refuses to chase the HAIBOXING truck on principle, executes a flawless vertical escape instead, and concludes the durable 36 KPH pest might warrant a proper hunt tomorrow.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a wheeled monstrosity from a brand called "HAIBOXING," a name that suggests it was packaged by a very clumsy and loud individual. From what I can gather, it's a small, brutally fast, four-wheeled vehicle designed to terrorize dust bunnies and scuff the baseboards at speeds up to "36 KPH," …

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Image of HAIBOXING 1:18 Scale All Terrain RC Car 18859, 36 KPH High Speed 4WD Electric Vehicle with 2.4 GHz Remote Control, 4X4 Waterproof Off-Road Truck with Two Rechargeable Batteries
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Worthy, perhaps, on an energetic day.
From The Desk
Image of FLYSKY FS-i6X 10CH 2.4GHz RC Transmitter Controller with FS-iA6B Receiver Upgrade Cable for RC Boat Racing Drone (Mode_2)
FLYSKY
One Antenna Nudge Silences the Sky and Restores the Peace

My human has acquired a curious black contraption bristling with little sticks and switches, which he calls the "FLYSKY FS-i6X." From my observations, it is not a toy in itself, b…

★★★☆☆ — Power in the right paws.
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Image of Radiolink RC4GS V3 5 Channels RC Transmitter and Receiver, 2.4GHz Surface Remote Controller R6FG Gyro RX Combo, 30 Models Storage for RC Crawler, Drifting, Bash, Buggy Cars and Boats
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My human has presented me with this... device. The "Radiolink RC4GS V3," they call it. From what I can gather through observation and a bit of intell…

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My human has presented me with a perplexing object, a dull black plastic brick from a brand called "FLYSKY." It possesses no inherent fluff, crinkle,…

★★★★☆
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My human seems to have acquired what appears to be a needlessly complicated plastic brick with a small wheel and some sticks. They call it a "remote …

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★★★★★
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