My human has presented me with a four-pack of what they call "BooTaa" foam aircraft. These are clearly intended for the small, loud humans, designed to be assembled and flung about outdoors in some crude ritual of "sport." They are fashioned from a garishly colored foam, supposedly lightweight and impact-resistant, which I interpret as meaning they are flim…
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My human has presented me with a small, metal effigy of one of those loud sky-beasts, this one painted in the garish yellow of a startled bumblebee. …
My human seems to have acquired a squadron of what they call "toy jets" from a brand named, of all things, "Lollipop." It's a collection of four smal…
Honestly, my human has brought home a collection of what appear to be miniature, non-threatening versions of those ghastly, loud metal birds that occ…
My human has acquired a device from a brand with the gall to call itself HAWK'S WORK. It is, apparently, a remote-controlled airplane for "beginners,…