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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Nikko Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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Nikko RC
Uncivilized Truck Weathers My Best Paw and Earns Its Fuel
★★★★☆
Nikko RC
Diplomatic Incident: Green Beetle Climbs the Sofa Border
★★★★☆
Nikko Toys
Blue Demon Drifts Into My Domain and Gets Properly Pinned
★★★★☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Nikko RC
Mud-Flinging Brute Redeems Itself as Worm Delivery Service
Our critic dismisses the Nikko Racing truck as a vulgar desecrator of turf, then reverses his verdict entirely when the machine flings a live worm onto its flatbed.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human has acquired a large, noisy, ground-based vehicle apparently designed for traversing the Unforgiving Lands beyond the patio door. This "Nikko RC Pro Truck" boasts of being fast, durable, and capable of handling dirt, mud, and other unspeakable filth, which means it's explicitly intended to disrupt the peace and potentially track said filth into my …

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Image of Nikko RC Pro Trucks Nikko Racing #5 - RC Truck Remote Controlled Truck Splash Dust Proof Suspension Off-Road Mud Sand Dirt Snow
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Worthless toy, excellent worm caterer.
From The Desk
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Nikko RC
Water-Walking Beetle Returns from the Abyss, Earns Duel

My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was inspired boredom, has procured a loud, green contraption from a brand named Nikko. They call it the 'VaporizR XT,' which sounds ne…

★★★★★ — This one is most worthy.
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★★★★☆
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Profoundly Stupid Vehicle Inspires a Perfectly Excellent Hunt

My human has presented me with what appears to be a loud, plastic land-shark from a brand called Nikko. It’s some sort of "free-wheeling vehicle," wh…

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Rally Car Earns Its Fuel by Not Touching My White Bib

So, the human has acquired a... Nikko RC Ford Puma. It appears to be a miniature, offensively loud replica of one of their outdoor metal beasts, comp…

★★★★☆
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