My human has acquired what appears to be a miniature toolkit from a brand called "Rustark." It's a clear plastic box filled with an alarming number of pointy metal objects: pliers, tweezers, a tiny knife, and other implements of questionable purpose. It seems the goal is not to play, but to *construct* other things, like those stiff plastic figures that sit…
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My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as misplaced nostalgia for an era they never experienced, has brought home a box of metal shards. They…
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My human seems to have mistaken a box of tiny, gray plastic bits for a source of my entertainment. This 'Tamiya' brand apparently specializes in thin…
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