My human, in their endless quest to distract me from my primary duties of napping and judging, has procured this "Flashstar Mini Rc Truck." It appears to be a metallic, rechargeable rodent on wheels, designed to skitter about the floorboards. Its diminutive size is appropriate, preventing it from being an outright menace like the vacuum cleaner. The variabl…
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My human has presented me with this... object. It is a miniature, bright red, mechanized beetle, apparently spawned from a "Generic" lineage, which i…
My human, in their endless and often misguided quest to distract me from my very important napping schedule, has procured a miniature, wheeled contra…
So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a new trinket from a brand named "Chudeilo," which sounds less like a toymak…
So, my human presents me with a can, which is typically a vessel for my far superior pâté, but this one rattled with cheap plastic. Inside is a minia…