My human seems to believe my opinion is required on this... thing. It's a "Fairy Cozy Coupe" from Little Tikes. From my superior vantage point on the sofa, I observe that it is a wheeled, plastic vessel clearly intended for a small, unsteady human. It has a garishly saccharine pink-and-purple color scheme that clashes terribly with my dignified gray tuxedo …
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My human seems to have acquired what can only be described as a vast, plastic basin of sacrilege from a company called 'Little Tikes,' a name that al…
My human has, in their infinite and questionable wisdom, acquired a... vehicle. It appears to be a large, black plastic chariot, ostensibly for the m…
So, my human has procured another large, brightly-colored object from Little Tikes, the purveyors of garish plastic monstrosities for miniature human…
My human has, with their typical lack of subtlety, introduced a large, shockingly magenta plastic beast into my domain. Based on its diminutive statu…