My Human, in a fit of what I can only describe as brand illiteracy, has presented me with a box from 'CatToysOfficial.' Yet, these are not for *this* Cat. Instead, it’s a fleet of garish yellow machines apparently intended for the tiny, loud humans who sometimes visit. The box contains five miniature plastic contraptions: a Dump Truck, a Loader, a Bulldozer…
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Ah, yes. My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound irony, has brought home a set of imposters. Three small, heavy, yellow machines bea…
My human seems to think that just because a box has the word "CAT" printed on it in big, bold letters, its contents will be of interest to me. The sh…
So, the Human has presented me with two garish, plastic contraptions in that aggressive shade of green and yellow that only tiny humans and lawn-care…
So, my human seems to think my world isn't cluttered enough with their useless trinkets and has presented this… "construction set." It's a quartet of…