So, my human has presented me with this… this *vessel*. It appears to be an inflatable personal watercraft from a brand called Intex, known for producing items that are filled with the noisy, exhaled breath of a machine. They claim it holds two "persons," but I see it for what it truly is: an ostentatiously large, bright orange floating bed. The dual air ch…
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So, the Staff has presented me with this... "Giant Boat Pool Float." It's an absurdly large, air-filled plastic slab designed for them to wallow in t…
So, the human has presented me with what appears to be an armada of aggressively cheerful plastic vessels. They are, according to the packaging propa…
Ah, yes, another offering from the humans. This appears to be a flotilla of garishly colored plastic vessels, ostensibly for "bathtime." Let's be cle…
So, my human is considering a device from a brand named "JOI MEW." A curious choice of spelling, but the sentiment is noted. It appears to be a small…