A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Air Hog Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Air Hogs
Ceiling Crawler Shatters Every Known Law of Pete
Our critic watches the wall-climbing car violate gravity from a distance, catalogues its every move with cold reconnaissance, and grants it intellectual approval as a delightful rewriter of physical law.

My human has presented me with a small, crimson plastic beetle from a brand called 'Air Hogs,' which audaciously claims to defy gravity. Apparently, this remote-controlled nuisance scampers not only across my pristine floors but also up the walls and, most offensively, across the ceiling—my sacred, unreachable nap-staring territory. Its purpose is clearly t…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
A delightful aberration, worthy of study.
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