My human has presented me with a small, crimson plastic beetle from a brand called 'Air Hogs,' which audaciously claims to defy gravity. Apparently, this remote-controlled nuisance scampers not only across my pristine floors but also up the walls and, most offensively, across the ceiling—my sacred, unreachable nap-staring territory. Its purpose is clearly t…
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