So, the Tall Ones have procured another box of shiny, flat rectangles. From my observations, this is some sort of primitive human ritual where they make noises at each other based on pictures of cartoon animals and royalty. They call it a "game." Honestly, the primary appeal seems to be the shouting, which can be terribly disruptive to a mid-afternoon sunbe…
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My human has presented another colorful box, a product from "Spin Master Games," a purveyor of things that typically involve loud exclamations and sm…
My human presented me with this… thing. It’s a flat, foldable square of cardboard from a company called Hasbro, known primarily for providing sturdy,…
My human has brought home what they seem to think is a "toy." In reality, it is a garishly colored plastic sphere containing a hodgepodge of miniatur…
My human has procured a rather loud and obtrusively cheerful effigy of that famous commercial mouse, which apparently functions as a delivery system …