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The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: Skillmatics
Simba Card Batted Into Oblivion Under the Armchair
Pete dismisses the guessing-game ritual entirely and repurposes a Simba card as a skittering projectile, concluding that the game's only valid function is as a source of prime hunting ammunition.

So, the Tall Ones have procured another box of shiny, flat rectangles. From my observations, this is some sort of primitive human ritual where they make noises at each other based on pictures of cartoon animals and royalty. They call it a "game." Honestly, the primary appeal seems to be the shouting, which can be terribly disruptive to a mid-afternoon sunbe…

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Image of Skillmatics Guess in 10 Disney, Card Game for Girls, Boys, Kids, Teens, Adults, Who Love Cinderella, Mickey Mouse, Moana, Gifts for Ages 6, 7, 8, 9 and Up
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Dreadful game. Excellent hockey puck.
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