My human has presented me with a "Care Bear," a relic from their own juvenile past, I presume. This one is a garishly pink specimen named "Cheer Bear." It's a 14-inch plush object, purportedly made of "super soft" material, which is its only potentially redeeming quality. Its primary features seem to be an unblinking, saccharine smile and a ludicrous rainbo…
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My human has presented me with a new offering, some sort of plush idol from the "Care Bears" pantheon. This one appears to be a bear suffering a seve…
Ah, another offering from the Human. This appears to be a "Care Bear," a relic of their own kittenhood, I suspect, now reimagined for a new generatio…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound foolishness, has acquired a monument to saccharine sentiment. It's a "Care Bear," a relic fr…
My human has presented me with what appears to be the unholy offspring of a corporate branding exercise. It’s a two-pack of plush figures, a mashup o…