A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: TEXAS TOSS'EM
Cork Board Sublime; Three Darts Liberated Under the Sofa
Our critic dismisses the card game and deems the dart flights inadequate prey, but pronounces the cedar-framed cork board a scratching surface of the highest order.
My human has once again squandered our shared resources on a peculiar human ritual device. From what I can gather through observation and the faint, pleasing scent of cedar wood, this "TEXAS TOSS'EM" is a baffling hybrid of two pointless activities: throwing sharp metal spikes at a wall and staring at little paper squares. While the overall concept is a tra…
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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Marginal. Cork stays; darts, liberated.
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