Pete's Expert Summary
My human has procured what appears to be a colossal, glorified puddle from a brand called "FunBy." It's a massive, inflatable basin with a canopy, allegedly for the family's "underwater adventure." I see through this ruse. The garish, digitally printed fish on the inside are a tacky attempt to distract from its primary function: holding the Great Forbidden Wetness. Its supposed durability and thick material are noted; this might mean it can withstand a cursory claw inspection without catastrophic failure. However, my primary interest lies not in the aquatic potential, which I find horrifying, but in the promised UPF60+ sun shelter. A large, guaranteed patch of shade, independent of the sun's whims, is a concept I can get behind. The rest is just a noisy, splashy waste of prime napping territory.
Key Features
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
It arrived as a great, blue hide, folded and lifeless on the lawn. I watched from the patio, tail twitching, as the male human retrieved a roaring beast from the shed. He plugged a long tube from the beast into a valve on the hide, and a terrible, whining gale began. Slowly, agonizingly, the blue thing began to stir. It shuddered and groaned, swelling with an unnatural life. I saw walls rise, stiffening into three distinct rings, the very structure described in their loud proclamations. A leathery wing—the canopy—was then attached, casting a perfect, dark rectangle of shade on the grass beside it. A new territory had been born. My initial investigation was cautious. I crept towards the behemoth, my soft paws silent on the blades of grass. The air around it smelled of plastic and sun. Reaching a wall, I extended a single, perfect claw and gave it a testing *prick*. The skin was firm, yielding but not breaking. Impressive. This "reinforced composite PVC" was not the flimsy material of lesser toys. I leaped, landing silently on the wide, uppermost ring. From this vantage point, I was a king surveying his new ramparts. Below me lay a valley of blue, populated by poorly rendered imitations of fish, creatures I much prefer to encounter in my dinner bowl. I patrolled the perimeter, a gray-and-white warden on his watch. The structure was sound. Bouncy, even. The sun beat down, but I could easily retreat to the cool, dark promise of the canopy's shadow whenever I pleased. This was an acceptable addition to my kingdom. A fortress. A raised promenade. An observation deck of the highest quality. I settled onto a sun-warmed corner of the rim, closed my eyes, and began a low, rumbling purr of approval. Then came the hissing serpent. The human dragged the long, green garden hose over and, to my absolute horror, began filling my magnificent blue fortress with water. The treachery! The printed fish were submerged, the bouncy floor vanished beneath a shimmering, encroaching tide of my sworn enemy. I shot off the wall in a flash of gray fur, retreating to the safety of the patio. The structure itself is a marvel, a bastion of fine engineering. But its intended purpose is a wet, noisy, splash-filled tragedy. I will, however, be commandeering the shade provided by its canopy. It's the only civilized part of the whole affair.