My Human, in what I can only describe as a profound misunderstanding of both biology and entertainment, has presented me with a box of small, hard, colorful plastic bricks. The brand is LEGO, a name I associate with the sharp, painful objects I occasionally find underfoot on my midnight patrols. The purpose of these bricks is to be painstakingly assembled i…
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It appears the human has procured a six-pack of what the 'DINOBROS' brand, with a stunning lack of subtlety, calls 'Dinosaur Cars.' These are, essent…
So, the human has procured what appears to be a portable ecosystem of chaos, courtesy of a brand named JOYIN. It's a collection of miniature beasts—"…
My human seems to have acquired another piece of plastic nonsense from the HONGID corporation, an entity I assume specializes in things that light up…
My human seems to have mistaken our living room for a prehistoric theme park for miniature giants. This is a set of six rather large, plastic effigie…