My Human has brought home yet another baffling collection of parts from a brand called "Yochamc," apparently to celebrate the impending arrival of a smaller, louder human she insists on calling a "peanut." From my vantage point on the velvet chaise, I see its true nature: a gloriously long piece of string temporarily inconvenienced by flimsy, glitter-sheddi…
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It appears my human has procured a "Lets Pawty" kit from a brand I've never heard of, Tevxj. From my initial assessment, it is not a toy, but rather …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured what appears to be a pop-up kingdom of flimsy paper women and a single, equally …
My human seems to be under the impression that my opinion is required on this... assortment. It appears to be a kit for one of their peculiar human r…
My human appears to be assembling a flock of garish, floating beasts, all in service of some ritual for the small, loud human they call a "four-year-…