So, the human has acquired a collection of flat, colorful effigies from a brand called 'RoomMates'—a presumptuous name, as I am the only roommate who matters. These are meant to be peeled from their backing and adhered to my walls, a transparent attempt to clutter what is otherwise a perfectly minimalist napping environment. It appears to be a set of 37 so-…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a large, flat box of glorified paper. It's a "Wall Collage Kit" from a brand called "Pretty Me," in…
So, the human has acquired what they are calling a "Stuffed Animal Hammock" from a brand with an unpronounceable name, YELIENM. Let me be clear: this…
So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with these... things. They are flat, adhesive-backed silhouettes of mice…